Poor Doodle-Bot

Poor Doodle-Bot

Sat on the Pot

With no one to wipe her bottom

Her sisters all went

So she yelled her lament

Until her brothers went and got ’em.

Freed from her stool

She’s nobody’s fool

She had to secure a better option

“Bundle, if you please

Don”t ever leave

When I need someone to wipe my bottom.”